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Posted in American Progressive, Insurance Companies, Medicare Advantage, Part D, Pyramid Life, Universal American Companies | 2 Comments

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1. on June 11, 2009 at 4:55 pm | Reply Anonymous

   OH ALSO OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE
   DEPARTMENT CAN NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE WE DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH

   
   
2. on June 11, 2009 at 7:58 am | Reply Correction

   A correction to the article

   Originally stated:
   3. UAM pays commission advances to its agents on a daily basis

   Correction:
   3. UAM pays commission whenever we get around to it. We won’t send out any feild notices as to when, and if you call to find out about your commissions we will give you the run around untill you end up in someone’s VM. Then the staff will gather around the phone, listin to your angry VM and laugh at you.

   Originally stated:
   7. Even with federal government reimbursement cutbacks to insurers in 2010, UAM has filed plans with ZERO dollar premiums in 625 counties (which are subject to CMS approval).

   Correction:
   7. All of our ZERO premium plans also come with ZERO benefits for the insured. A great selling point.

   Originally Stated:
   10. At UAM, agents are always No. 1!

   10. At UAM, agents are always No. 4! Senior management is No. 1 followed by shareholders and then CMS (we hide behind them for everything Shhhhh don’t tell).

   Hahahahaahaha I’m sooooooooo funny!